18 Things a Man Should Never Have
1. A black eye. This is unattractive, is going to get you looks, and people are going to wonder.
2. A witty e-mail signature. Be professional.
3. An empty refrigerator. Guests may get hungry and thirsty, keep them coming back!
4. PlayStation thumb.
5. A key chain with a bottle opener.
6. A lucky shirt.
7. An unstamped passport.
8. Olympic dreams. If your still in your teens maybe this is okay.
9. Less than $20 in his wallet. A real man should always carry enough money around.
10. A name for his penis.
11. Any beer that costs less than $20 a case.
12. The need to quote The Big Lebowski/ Caddyshack/Superbad.
13. A futon.
14. Code words for ugly women.
15. A Nerf hoop in his living room..
16. A secret handshake.
17. Drinking glasses with logos.
18. A recent story with the phrase “So I said to the cop…”
Adapted from Steve Calechman, Men’s Health
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